Reasons to date me:
1. No one will try and steal me from you.
2. Sometimes I’m funny.
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.
Tumblr no We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/55981763/via/wildspirit4ever
this is so cute! imagine just sitting there, on the beach, with all your best friends staring into the ocean (and hot guys walking past)
what if you’re so ugly that hot guys have to shield their eyes from seeing you
thats what happens with me, all my friends are gorgeous and im the ugly one
What if a shark comes and eats them all
what if a shark eats all your friends and not you bc you’re ugly so you didn’t look appetizing to it
i’m so done with this website
sharks aren’t going to come up onto the sand just saying
Reblogging for the comments, i cant
oh my actual god the comments ahaaaaa
this is the best picture on tumblr
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work